Peter's Ponderings

By Lofty

The day i met Harvey

Today I met a horse for the second time.

The first time i met a horse, i electrocuted it.

It was a complete miss understanding involving a country walk, a rub on the nose, and getting too close to an electric fence.

Today i went to watch my girlfriend ride a horse. She's very good, and seems to have a special sort of bond with her equine charge.

Inspired to make a new friend, i went to say hello to the business end of Harvey while his saddle got adjusted... just a little bit too tight.

So the second time i met a horse - it decided to tell my girlfriend that maybe he was carrying a little holiday weight by taking a chunk out of my arm.

Fair's fair.

"Horses: Dangerous both ends and crafty in the middle"

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