4 sausage, 3 bacon, double mushrooms and six fried eggs.
A guy ordered this today but his eggs were not runny enough so I did 6 more then he complained the rest of his brekkie was cold so I replaced his whole plateful and then he said he didn't want it!

I'm sorry I couldn't get it right the first time but if you like your eggs sunny-side-salmonella-style shouldn't you make that clear?!