all in the genes

I DO NOT LIKE SHOPPING FOR JEANS
frustrating to the last
think I m an odd shape
so takes weeks of trying on every
tom, dick and skinnny fit,
shape, size and low rise (?)
before giving up and finding myself
in Marks and Spencers overcome by the aroma of cheap vinyl shoes
and buying a set of nestling melamine mixing bowls
sooo will have to start the jean s quest all over again