If you go down to the woods today

...you might find a GIANT WOODEN HAND reaching out of the ground. So... you know... walk carefully and all.

I mean the bears are terrified of the GIANT WOODEN HANDs. They're only there for the picnic though, so it's understandable, I suppose. The last thing you want when you're squatting on the grass chowing down on cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off, is a GIANT WOODEN HAND reaching up and helping itself to the bowl of Doritos.

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