Composition No 603 - Doors

Moving house later this year to who knows where and god only knows what.
Suddenly everyone wants me to buy a suitcase. When I shop in Tesco I am offered vouchers for either schools, knifes or suitcases. I have all three.
My newspaper (the Gradion) is offering me two for one on travel bag deals.
My local suitcase shop has a 30% off (or is it on?) sale. Even Amazon is tempting me with amazing deals on the bloody things.
If I want a suitcase, rest assure, I will choose one.
Meantime I am looking at doors.