Two birds on a wire....

One turns to the other-

"Hello Bert, what are you doing down here?, I thought you were up in Logrono"

"I could'nt stand it anymore Pete. I was being stalked by this guy with a camera. Every time I took a breather, up he popped chasing us all over the place.

"I thought you looked a bit ruffled"

"Ruffled, I'm a nervous wreck Pete. I can't take any more, so I'm on my way back to Africa for some peace and quiet.

That bad eh? It gives a whole new meaning to the words Canon and Shellshock then Bert.