Brass Nipple Meme

Internet users (that's you) who don't understand this culture clash meme are advised to do your homework. 

What's that? You don't like memes or lettering on images? Well sorry, but I did consult widely before posting this.

What's that? You're a paying member of this site and you weren't consulted? Well too bad, you get what you pay for. Or not. And if you don't like it, you can go elsewhere.

(Normal service will be resumed tomorrow. Or not. Welcome to 2015. Awful, isn't it?)
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