You snooze, you lose.

I was sitting down on the floor, glass of milk at hand, reaching for the USB cable so I could update today's blip (a whiter than white Christmas cake on a white plate, with or without an empty champagne flute behind). As every cat owner knows, this was a rookie error, and I heard the "lap lap lap" before I saw it. That's the universal sound that anything from a cup of lukewarm tea to a bowl of freezer-cold ice-cream has been cat-napped. In the end, it made a nice photo and we have plenty of milk, so she's forgiven.