When is a pond not a pond?

I arrived home all of a judder tonight after narrowly missing being taken out coming down the hill through Harecroft.  I was being overtaken as I approached a side road and a car appeared out of it....and kept on going.  Enough to say, despite my new spoke light, he obviously hadn't seen me and I was gobsmacked that my pedal didn't scrape his front bumper...scary stuff!  I didn't even have time to give him the finger.

Anyway, back to my blip.  Sometimes this is a pond and at other times it isn't....so that's cleared that up.