Nigel Slater's thighs.
He never looks like he has this much meat on him does he?
Anyhow, I know it's a bit grim, raw meat on a Monday evening, but I'm fucking dead on my feet, so be grateful it's not a picture of my feet. Or my lovely broken toe. Which still fucking hurts thanks for asking. No, I'm not feeling sorry for myself, so fuck off. I don't have any friends by the way. I think I may be a little hysterical this evening.