Trolley Dolly

There is nothing in the world that irritates me more than discovering half way through your shopping that your trolley is the one that wont turn left.
When I had finished my shopping I decided not to return it to the trolley park instead, just to prove that i was more dominant, I would dump it in the middle of the car park.
I couldnt let it lie there and before I could stop myself I had written a note on it to warn off all other unsuspecting shoppers.
MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!
note to oneself- find a hobby!