hug a tree ?

I have read TIPS to hug a tree;

1. feel free to hug more than one tree if the mood strikes...besides, other trees
might get jealous! (??)

2. you may like to take home a fallen leaf as a keepsake from your new friend!

3. be sure to return each season to visit your tree. And don't be afraid to talk
to it, as trees are good listeners! (??)


I thought it's worth trying, but............I think I'm NOT a true Tree Hugger!!!


and I'm off to Paris tonight....only for 3 days.