Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

It's my log!

Madam Le Pong (a new fragrance for Fox lovers) was ripping around today. Once she gets into Fox or Badger poo she is unstoppable. I can be just about to plant a size 9 welly in her ribs but she still keeps squirming in utter delight as the odour of Fox excreta seeps into her coat. Throwing the bitch in the stream helps reduce gagging by her owner. 

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