Elfdefence

By Elfdefence

Out of red

I've run out of red wine...and white...desperate times call for desperate measures. Rosé it is. It's so old there's actual dust on the bottle. This would never happen with red...in fact it barely touches the worktop with it's full contents.

I've been to the emergency dentist. Paid £18.50 and told my teeth are perfect...I have sinusitis. So I've waited a week, paid for the privilege and then had to go and pay for a prescription for some antibiotics. I could have saved myself a week of pain and £18.50 if I'd just gone to the doctors...

The rosé is hurting my teeth, but I will persevere

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