Soft Toys Got No Pride

They hang around in gangs at fairgrounds.
They go home with anyone who can catch a few plastic ducks or hit a can with a wonky rifle.
They don't care whose bed they get into.
(I should know, I've had a few)
They never close their eyes, always watching you, and they always have that half-smile that says, "I know what you've been doing". Creepy.
Worst of all, they never wash!
....so when you do feel like spending some quality time, they're covered in dust and all you end up doing is coughing and sneezing!

So when Ana said you could put them in the washing machine.... never thought of it before....of course they went straight in...
At least they had the decency to turn away from the camera while spinning.