Paddy Tuesday

- Oy kid? What d'you think you're doing? You can open your little gob as wide as you like, you won't be able to cram that one in, not in one go. 
Lemme tell you what, why don't you cut it in half and give a piece to uncle Paddy? 
What da?! Gone! Already?!
Little bollix wouldn't give you the steam of his piss... Kids these days... Tsk... Lemme tell you one thing, back in my days blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah shower of bastards blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah shaggin disgrace blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bunch of muppets blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah big gobshite that one blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so tight that when he farts, only the dogs can hear him blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah don't get me started on Enda Kenny blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and the Granny she can shag off, this is MY spot now blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah