Or: "I don't remember asking for 'The Dark Knight Rises' from a drunk tattooist?"
Or more accurately: "On The Perils Of Not Paying Particular Attention To How Much Sun Cream One Has Actually Applied."
Didn't even realise that I'd been burned until 2 days later when I noticed an uncomfortable tingling across my back. Looks far worse than it was.
I'll just think of it as a little memento from Puerto Vallarta.