Big fat panda

Trip to the zoo? Nope, Edinburgh Royal Infirmary for son 1's long overdue orthopaedic appointment. Dodgy painful knee following a football 'incident' three years ago and turns out he wasn't faking the pain after all. The Boy who Cried Wolf story has been recounted again to him as he's a bit of a dramatist and difficult to know what to take seriously.
Don't know why there is a panda, yet alone the random bamboo, perhaps an enhancement of the hallucinogenic drugs on offer?