Growing old disgracefully

By GOD

CONE GATHERER

This image is blurred because:

a) I was feeling decidely seedy
b) He was terribly excited at helping me collect cones for my work
c) The wind blowing so fiercely in the Norway Spruce plantation that the trees were trembling and creaky.

He showed us his new school today (the important bits -where they line up for fire drill, where the teacher meets the bus, how the bus goes round in a circle.... ) We then went cone gathering, climbed the Clochedrick Stone, admired our newly planted apple trees, baked chocolate cakes,  designed a means to steal Grandad's new hearing aid so he couldn't hear our secrets, and discussed the world's population problem.  Whew, I'm off to bed.   

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