B. L. I. P.

Both Lenses In Phocus.

Shooting crazy amounts of film in no time?
No problem, get two cameramen with two different cameras filming different angles at the same time.

Makes your eyes bleed trying to keep up with what's being shot, mind.

I invented the Ta Daaaaaahhhh! shot today.
I kept calling a certain shot in each video the 'Ta Daaaaaahhhh' shot in every meeting for weeks now. And today, I heard one of the producers say to one of the cameraman, 'Shall we set up for the Ta Daaaaaahhhh shot?'.
I giggled to myself and ate 14 doughnuts to celebrate. Then I was ashamed. But not for long.