Hi, my name is Flat Lambie. I didn't start out being flat, but sharing the bed with my momma and papa has its risks. You see papa like to roll over and sort of crush me. He doesn't mean to, it just happens.
Momma rescued me from the "Things We Don't Want Anymore" day last year after Easter. I was a gift in an Easter basket you see only it seems the candy was what was appreciated. It's okay. I was rescued and now happily hang out with Hedgemond the Hedgehog. Momma said I'd have to be her Blip today, whatever that is, because the chaos monster came back. So here I am!
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