CAMPAIGN TRAIL

I looked out of my window this afternoon and spotted my MP (more expensive coat, stripey tie) and his team of canvassers, posing for photos across the road, before dispersing. I went down to find a card through the door saying that one of them had called, sorry to miss me, and please vote him in again. If calling means knocking or ringing, no, nobody had called! Just like some of our postmen, they stuck the card through the door and ran away!