BANG GOES THE DIET

A long weekend, plenty of time to devour this seven foot Bunny!
Easter is a great time for puns! You can buy cards that will wish your friends a ‘Hoppy Easter’ – an ‘Egg-stra special Easter’ or even an ‘Egg-cellent Easter’. Sure, we’ve heard them all before, but so what? Everyone loves puns. Of course there are bad jokes for all holidays, but the Easter ones really are like nothing else.
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
I COULD GO ON....................