On circuit now!

Whatever you do, don't miss my latest movie 'Fury'. It's billed as "the best war film since Saving Private Ryan and Platoon". In it, my co-star Brad (Pitt) and I have a whale of a time! In an unusual plot twist, the not-half-bad-looking protagonist (Brad) falls head-over-heels in love with a slightly older housewife who makes good bread (me, played by me, there on the right). She fends off his advances for an admirable length of time until... well, I don't want to spoil the ending for you, do I?