Llama banana

Llamas are bigger than alpacas but if you don't have them side by side to give you a sense of scale, the easiest thing is to remember that llamas have banana shaped ears. Like other camelids, llamas spit [insert vulgar joke]. The last time I was up close to one it spat in my eye - my blood vessels burst and I had an eye full of blood for about three weeks. This one was a lady and didn't spit. And that's as close as I'm getting to the vulgar joke.