Flying heavy weights

The furries and I were int he office and smash a wood pigeon smashed through the window in the bathroom. The tree outside has berries they live. They get stoned and fly all over the place. There was glass, feathers and pigeon poop everywhere. I had ironed 5 tops, first ironing done in years and the pigeon pooped on them so back in the wash. They may never get ironed again. Now will the glass guy come tomorrow first thing as promised. I am still waiting for the guttering guy who was coming " the next morning" two weeks before Easter.
I tell you Waiheke makes the bookra enshalla and mañana look super efficient.
I miss expat land where you just asked Mr Ali to help.