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By MildlyOffensive

The Force of Mae

Mae, the Force

(The sculpture is called Mae West, after the 20th century movie star and dancer, who was a force to be reckoned with. - Granted, a rather lame explanation, but the batteries of my lightsabre are empty, my Wookiee got run over by a bus the other day, and the Millennium Falcon is in the garage right now getting its tyres changed.)







"See, the establishment doesn't want us having sex, because they know it makes us feel good, right?! So if we can feel good on our own, what do we need the establishment for? So every time we have sex it's a huge protest!" "You know what? I think I feel a huge protest coming up." - (That '70s Show, S1xE22)

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