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I was sitting on the riverbank with uh... with you know who...
I DO?
I mean my C-A-T.
Tea?
Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

Would you like a little more tea?
Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

Do you care for tea?
Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!