Almost a metaphor

But it wasn't half empty or half full. It's about a quarter full or three quarters empty. And it's not even glass, it's plastic.

It was however left balanced precariously on a curved banister rail. It also reflected windows in the water, that look like a prison cell.

But despite all that I really can't be arsed making it fit a metaphor for the day. However, if you are one of the third of the population who couldn't be arsed to vote, shame on you. I blame you all personally.