Over 50's session

As some of you know already I attend the over 50's swimming session on a weekly basis.

I go to the over 50's session because it's MUCH quieter. Today, there must have been about two people in a full length pool. Perfect for me! My mum brought a ball in and she threw it and I had to go and fetch, without a noodle!

At the end I was treated with a fanta and then a trip to our local chippy. Mum always goes on about how bad fish and chips are but I haven't had one for ages! One can't hurt once in a while.

Q. Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

A. To keep their nuts dry!