The story continues...

Our intrepid heroine tricks her captor into thinking she has lost her worth as a hostage by playing possum. The Dark Lord, not being very bright, engages a second opinion. Emily plays along with her sister as neither of them like Bonios as they are too big for their little jaws. They prefer Tesco's Small Bites. Better watch out for a revenge attack Stormageddon...

Oh Alfred, I love you even more for saying I am worth so much more than a box of bonios xxxxx