It's in the bag

We've been together for about a year, my little red bag and me. We go everywhere together at weekends; its amazing how much it holds. Today it held newspapers and chocolate for Aged P, who seemed a little down at first but cheered up as my visit progressed.

Arsenal had it in the bag after the second goal today. Good cup final.

I think I may have something in the bag too. But we''ll see in a couple of months time.