Dropkick Me, Jesus (Through The Goalposts Of Life)

Real song by Bobby Bare.
Up there with That Ain't My Truck In Her Drive by Rhett Atkins in demonstrating that country songs have the best titles.

Woke in great form today out of a dream that Arsenal had won the FA Cup again, for the second day running. This time they beat West Ham, with Gabriel scoring the winner after intricate interplay that left all the defenders on their arses :)