Circling the drain
I recently bought a new phone case that fits to an armband for running. But it came with a bike mount as well. So it would have been rude not to dip a toe into the Strava water to see what all the fuss is about.
Well, I was 5th fastest person this year on one esoteric section. But on another, I was only the second fastest person today. Out of, let me see, two.
I'm anonymous on it at the moment. If I ever get fast, I'll go public.
But I did have enough energy left to go and play tennis when I got home. And I was already sweaty, so that saved time.