So sayeth the fish mongers of Lyme Regis

Lovely day. Walked into Lyme Regis and had an afternoon on the beach. I did the classic I've just seen sunlight for the first time of the year and forget I am not an olive skinned sun loving goddess but am in fact white, pasty and British and NEED slathering in strong suntan lotion.

The upshot is I have comedy red burnt feet. School girl error!