Flat Tire

My tire exploded today on the highway. A traffic cop stopped. She asked if I needed a jack. I said yes. She then got out the jack, which didn't work. "That's okay, my dad's a police officer, he's sending a tow truck to help me change my tire." "Okay, Ill just set up some road flares for you. (walks to trunk,. comes back) I don't have any road flares." ..most useless traffic officer ever. So I sat on the median and waited for the tow.

Downtown: Coffee, A trip to Target (where I was harassed), some guitar, Coronas, drunk Air Force toolkit.

Alternate Blip - Argyle socks