What's lurking in the Muirton lock?

Why, its the Whitby lifeboat! (Second row on the right, in the Caledonian Canal, somewhere near Norway.) Listen, what if my dingy capsizes off the Yorkshire coast? 'We have a fleet of paddleoes at the ready,' said Stan Grease, a local councillor. Shocking!

In other news,  some gravestones have decided to lie down in the sunshine. 'We have warned them of the danger of over-exposure to the sun,' said Councillor Hector Montifiore McGrease. 'They seem to turn a deaf ear.'