Hollow Celebration

The guy at the passport office in Glasgow couldn't have been more helpful. We were born in the same hospital in Whiston and discussed the pros and cons of selling Raheem Sterling for most of the appointment.

He processed the applications for all three of the kids passports with great efficiency before passing me over to his colleague who equally efficiently removed £261.00 from our current account for the new passports.

Picked myself up off the ground, grabbed a quick blip outside the front door and drove back home.