By Rafstar99

The wait is over...

My sister Kiera has finally passed her last uni exam thing. After 3 years! And her piece of work was about me! I feel honoured! Turns out she got a first! I'm a pretty good subject! I'm not gonna go to uni. I'm a home bird.

A race is about to start. The coach says “1!2!3! GO!” and blows the whistle. Everybody except Fred runs.
Coach: Fred! Why aren’t you running?
Fred: Because my number is 4.

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