Tiny Fly

A How To Guide.

Grab your camera and wander aimlessly about your garden looking for something to photograph for today's blip.

Finally spot a tiny fly alighting upon the petal of a daisy.

Spend five minutes farting about with settings, composing your shot and deciding that your lens's auto focus doesn't know what it's talking about and select manual focus.

Focus.

Press the shutter button just at the exact moment your toddler runs up behind you shouting, 'WHAT YOU DOING?'

Watch as your tiny model depressingly flies away.

Make a mental note never to have anymore children.