The ghost of a leaf

You know that tree? The one that falls in a forest with no-one around to hear it? Well, when a leaf falls off that tree, right, and dies and, I don't know, evaporates or whatever, well, if someone wanted to applaud the passing of that leaf but they were holding something in one hand and it wasn't convenient to put it down so they had to clap one-handed, right, well, would it make noise?