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By RichPaula

Valentine Warning

Had a late lunch/early tea at the Giltbrook branch of Pizza Express today. Now, we love a bit of Pizza Express action but at the moment they've got this promotion on with 'celebrity' chef Valentine Warner (no, me neither). As you can see by this photo on the front of the small book promoting his signature comestibles, he has an incredibly scary look about him. Inside's not much better as there's page after page of Our Valentine gurning at the camera. Would you buy a pizza off that man..? Didn't think so.
Anyway, the Giltbrook Pizza Express is fresh open and I highly recommend a trip to the loos where you'll find man's greatest invention since the jet engine: the Dyson Airblade. They're hand-drying Heaven for the chain restaurant toilet enthusiast.

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