Buddieeeeees? (It's a TRAP!)

The two Stripeysides seem to have semi-amicably divided the backyard. The Lieutenant is holding the area with the Plank, his rival is entrenched at the Front End. The Watering Hole is in the middle, and, I'm hoping, neutral territory.
The Lieutenant tried to enlist Cat - but Cat is unreliable. Everyone who knows cats knows they are as fickle as a very fickle thing. Don't let that smile fool you, Lieutenant! Cat's (and cats') loyalties lie with whomever gives him the most food.
Not unlike Percys and, ironically, the Stripeysides.