Coming soon to a cinema near you

Unaware of yesterday's dodgy dealing, the Institute of Bankers asked me to take part in their series of short films on "thought leadership" featuring various "innovative, thought provoking, creative and charismatic people, who are well-known and successful experts in their field". That sounded like me, right enough. They wanted me to present the one on business ethics. For an appropriate fee handed over in a large brown envelope, of course I would.