It rain and rained. Slugs ate all my little oranges off my tree and a seamunkie died in labour. She is survived by two babies. The other two sea munkies have finished having sex after a 24 hour marathon. Mr nut hasn't noticed the dead one since he was in denial over its existence any way since there should clearly be only one mama and one daddy.

I took the nut swimming despite torrential onslaughts (we were going to get wet anyway). It was swimming badge day. One kid was crying because he didn't get his. I don't like swimming badges much. Not for the under 4's. Mr nut got his but didn't seem to notice. They didn't have any left to buy and I didn't have any money. He told me later he was happy because he'd been swimming.