I am the King

And this is my crown.

My dental crown was fitted today with great ceremony and injections.

Today is the French National Day, La Fête national, commemorating the storming of the Bastille and the start of the French Revolution.

It is ironic that on this day, I was crowned and the dissolution of the French monarchy begun, and ultimately Louis XVI was toppled from the throne and his head from his shoulders.

I will rule wisely as king and bear in mind that I have suffered enough already.