O the glamour

When JJ and Willie Joe signed for the Lifeguard training course, they mostly had visions of a non-too-decrepit Pamela Anderson running on the beach, like in the VHS videos that their uncle Seamus was still playing in a loop in the late 90s (there wasn't much going on in the Wicklow hills back then...) 

Hoods up to get some protection from the icy cold wind and regular flasks of hot tea were not part of the master plan...