Relax

When you want the full american brunch experience in Glasgow it has to be at TriBeCa. And you wanna go - as we did - with our pals Elf and the Lovely S. They can eat more pancakes than your average bear. And being elves, they are very fond of syrup.

Despite this, we still managed to roast a shoulder of pork for six hours and eat it later with my folks. They were very appreciative of the effort - though I did struggle to explain why every menu has pulled pork on it.

In between, I went for a massage to sort my dodgy shoulder and neck.