A nose by any other name

I have been selected to compete in the poetry Olympics, well, not quite. I have to put a poem up on my facebook thingy, for five consecutive days. They can be written by anyone, but I have been warned that if they are written by me, I may be investigated by the poetry police, and banned from the olympic games for life. I got out all my poetry books, and the selection looked a bit paltry. (See secondary blip.) Still, Norman MacCaig might help me out I think.