Cruelty to small black dogs

There ought to be a law against it.  Yes there ought.

SHE took me for a walk today.  Well, I say a walk.  It was more like major expedition/route march and we wented the longest way before she said we could go back again.

All because of some tiny little orchid thingy she wanted to photograph.  My feet did hurt, and there were lots of people on bikes, and I hate bikes.  And I'm sure there were bunyips hiding behind the trees. I didn't see one, but I bet they were there all the same.

Anyway, the upshot of all of that was that she got her photo, and now I want to go to sleep more than anything else in the world.